Peruse the usual suspects and match up their holiday quotes to help solve the mystery... Who stole Christmas?
“Rats. Nobody sent me a Christmas card today... I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?” — A Charlie Brown Christmas
The Christmas character with the second lowest approval rating
“HELP ME….I’m Feeling” — The Grinch
The holiday hater who couldn’t stay off Twitter
“This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I’m living alone.” — Home Alone
Been in Congress since Plains, Trains, and Automobiles was in theaters
“Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas” — Christmas Vacation
Let my people filibuster!
“What’s the matter? Haven’t you ever seen a talking snowman before?” — Rudolph, the Red-nosed Reindeer
“You have a pretty nice Senate majority there. It would be a shame if something should happen to it...”
“The thing about trains… it doesn’t matter where they’re going. What matters is deciding to get on.” — The Polar Express
One Governor versus the world
“We’re your worst nightmare. Elves with attitude.” — The Santa Clause
Say 'Yes' to the dress
“All I want is what I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share.” — A Charlie Brown Christmas
The lowest approval rating. Hey, You have to be first at something
“I’ll just be hanging around the mistletoe, waiting to be kissed.” — Love Actually
The Florida Congressman so red that he makes Santa’s suit look blue
“Since the United States Government declares this man to be Santa Claus, this court will not dispute it. Case dismissed.” — Miracle on 34th Street
The only packing Joe will do this year is Christmas presents